Warning - to ADHD Drug Strattera

Drug Strattera:" The FDA has issued a public health advisory reports of suicidal thinking in children and adolescents - Strattera, a drug to treat (ADHD) in adults and children.The FDA has ordered Strattera's maker, Eli Lilly and Co., to revise this product to include a "black box" warning on Strattera's product label and additional warning statements that alert health care providers of the increased risk of suicidal thinking. A black box warning is the strongest type of warning that the FDA can require for a drug. It is generally reserved for warning prescription drug users about adverse drug reactions that can cause serious injury or death. Strattera is the first FDA-approved nonstimulant to treat ADHD. Strattera has been on the market since 2002 and has been used by more than 2 million patients, according to the FDA. Strattera should be stopped in patients with signs of jaundice yellowing of the skin or whites of the eyes. Jaundice is a sign of liver damage. If blood tests show evidence of liver damage, the drug should also be stopped. In addition to yellowing of the whites of the eyes or the skin, there are other signs of liver damage. If you also notice any of these while taking Strattera, let your doctor know immediately. (Itchy skin,Dark urine,Pain or tenderness in the upper, right side of the abdomen,Unexplained "flu-like" symptoms.)"

NEW DRUGS FOR WOMEN

" D A M N I T O L
Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours.

ST. M O M M A'S W O R T
Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering her unconscious for up to two days.

E M P T Y N E S T R O G E N
Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved out.

P E P T O B I M B O
Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and prevents conception.

D U M B E R O L
When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks.

F L I P I T O R
Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers.

BUYAGRA
Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping Increases potency, duration, and credit limit of spending spree.

J A C K A S S P I R I N
Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday, anniversary, phone number, or to lift the toilet seat.

A N T I-T A L K S I D E N T
A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to share their life stories with total strangers in elevators."

Difference Between- Men & Women

" "There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, "I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked." --Was said : Jerry Seinfeld "

Senior Citizen Did Steal Money

news:"Sacramento, California - An elderly gentleman walked into a police station and reported that he thought he had robbed a Wells Fargo Bank a few days earlier. The police officers didn't take his confession too seriously because he was very old, suffered from obvious physical ailments, carried a white hospital bag, and admitted that he wanted to go back into Kaiser Hospital's psychiatric ward. He also couldn't remember the exact day, time, location of the bank, or the nearest cross street. However, after an intensive interrogation, FBI agents found out that the senior citizen had indeed robbed the bank and was responsible for three other bank robberies. Now this is a first, a robber who feels guilty."